satokohoujou:

theblackwitch:

satokohoujou:

“A little rude to call a lady like me ‘little blondie girl’! And why should I bow to you? You don’t exactly look that much older than I am, and if you can summon butterflies, then I can summon destruction from the land and skies! My ‘magic’ can bring entire armies to fall to their knees, so it would definitely be considered a higher caliber than your twinkly show tricks, wouldn’t it? Ohohoho~!”

 Kyahha~ you speak so arrogantly for being only a little brat! Tricks are different from magic! That’s the difference between you useless humans and the witches! We can change the world! We can control it! I CAN CONTROL YOUR LIFE AND DEATH! Don’t let me show you my true strength~ 

…..

“Where’s all the fun in being a witch then? Wouldn’t you get bored if you had the ability to do all that? Right now it just sounds like you got lazy and asked for a wish from a genie. Hurry up and flip the world upside-down then. Make the legends of Onigafuchi come true. Or magically change that outfit of yours to one that actually fits your title, you look like a kindergarterner, seriously…”

 Kyahah! It seems that you can understand the witches’ world, uh? Right, boredom is what could kill us! And that’s why I love to play with people’s life~ still…I’m not permitted to do everything, in this world…those stupids humans have stopped believing in magic and their toxin is so strong sometimes….buuuu~uut it seems like you got almost none, uh~? AND! My outfit is perfect! It’s called elegance, you shabby girl!  

shion-sonozaki:

theblackwitch:

 Mmmh? Tsk, I’m a witch! I can go anywhere at anytime, if that’s to relieve my boredom! Indeed, that’s why I’m here! 

“Boredom? That’s a lame motive… Are you sure there’s nothing else?”
 

 Tsk, don’t understate boredom! It can kill witches, you know?! Just imagine a fulfilling  eternal life…it seems to be an heaven, but if we witches get bored, it could easily become an hell! 

endless-magic-of-the-witch:

ushiromiya-battler:

endless-magic-of-the-witch:

theblackwitch:

 Rrrright~ I’d bet it is, when you gotta do your diiirty things with Batora, uhh?! Old creep?!

Yes, you are right! Is there any kind of probleeeem~?You know, when two people are married, is only natural for them to “do dirty things”, naive successor~

Mhm~ That’s right~ 

D-don’t do these things i-infront of EVA!

 Seeeeriously!~puah. 

shion-sonozaki:

theblackwitch:

shion-sonozaki:

“Ahahaha! Indeed, another human.”
Ahahahahahahahahaha.

 Uuuuh? What’s so funny? Are you laughing on your miserableness? Ahahah, then let me join you~ 

“Miserableness? Ahahahaha, you’re quite a card there, aren’t you. What business do you have in Hinamizawa?”
 

 Mmmh? Tsk, I’m a witch! I can go anywhere at anytime, if that’s to relieve my boredom! Indeed, that’s why I’m here! 

endless-magic-of-the-witch:

theblackwitch:

 Rrrright~ I’d bet it is, when you gotta do your diiirty things with Batora, uhh?! Old creep?!

Yes, you are right! Is there any kind of probleeeem~?You know, when two people are married, is only natural for them to “do dirty things”, naive successor~

 Gwwahhhhh~! That’s sooo gross! And the marriage is nothing but an excuse people who’re too scared to live their life alone use! It makes me vomit!

shion-sonozaki:

theblackwitch:

Ooh~ another human! 

“Ahahaha! Indeed, another human.”
 
Ahahahahahahahahaha.

 Uuuuh? What’s so funny? Are you laughing on your miserableness? Ahahah, then let me join you~ 

endless-magic-of-the-witch:

theblackwitch:

endless-magic-of-the-witch:

theblackwitch:

endless-magic-of-the-witch:

theblackwitch:

endless-magic-of-the-witch:

theblackwitch:

Hit someone.

It’ll ease your boredom, successor.

 There’s no one to be hit right nooo~oow!!

Can I hit you, Predecessor~samaa~?  

Call some of your useless and worthless furniture and hit them.

No, you caaaaan’t~!

 I’ve sent them on vacation! I’ve arranged everything and sent them two days ago~ Buuuut guess, what?! I’ve told them their destination was an exotic island, but actually I’ve confined them into a void kakera! No food, no water, no fun, NOTHING~ 

Hoh, you are so cruel, so cruel, successor! As your predecessor, I should punish you. Shouldn’t I?

*waves her pipe and two teacups and a teapot appear above EVA’S head, spilling the tea on her head and dress*

Have fun while cleaning it, it’s a special Tea that you won’t be able to remove with maaagic~!

*disappears in a bunch of butterflies*

 ———!!

Kyahaha~ You gifted me with something I can’t remoove? Then I’ll pay you out with something you won’t be able to have back!

*waves her staff and magically Beatrice’s dress disappears*

Owww Predecessor~sama! I guess you’ve lost your beloved dress!  

((Perfect, she’s in her and Battler’s bed.

8DD))

Oh, why thank you. Removing my dress is always a pain!

 Rrrright~ I’d bet it is, when you gotta do your diiirty things with Batora, uhh?! Old creep?!

satokohoujou:

theblackwitch:

satokohoujou:

sakutaro:

U-Uryuu…..Lamb….da?  Why are you dressed like that?  Why don’t you recognize the Black Witch, Uryuu?

“Black Witch? Golden Witch? What’s with all the color titles? And I have no idea what you’re talking about, I’m wearing my usual clothes right now. I would like to know why you’re dressed like that.” *turns back to Eva and ignores the butterflies* “Besides, witches can’t exist! They’re just an excuse made up on the spot by those old cranky Western priests! Everything’s probably just a trick of light or a sleight of hand, right? Where did you all even come from?”

 *Laughs ungracefully* What are you talking about?! Witches, an invention? I’m here, right in front of you performing one of the easiest spells I’d ever cast! Do you see that stuffed animal? He’d have been able to say a word, if magic didn’t exist! So, little blondie girl, bow to me, for I’m the greatest Witch in every universe! 

“A little rude to call a lady like me ‘little blondie girl’! And why should I bow to you? You don’t exactly look that much older than I am, and if you can summon butterflies, then I can summon destruction from the land and skies! My ‘magic’ can bring entire armies to fall to their knees, so it would definitely be considered a higher caliber than your twinkly show tricks, wouldn’t it? Ohohoho~!”

 Kyahha~ you speak so arrogantly for being only a little brat! Tricks are different from magic! That’s the difference between you useless humans and the witches! We can change the world! We can control it! I CAN CONTROL YOUR LIFE AND DEATH! Don’t let me show you my true strenght~ 

endless-magic-of-the-witch:

ushiromiya-battler:

Good job, Eva~. 

 Thank you~ but be sure to call me with the right name, you useless crap.